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A Holiday Poem (The Night Before)

11/17/2015

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The film started rolling
the crowd watched the screen
I think I fell asleep 
at the very first scene.
I might've chuckled once
maybe even twice
but my laughs were as big
as the squeak of some mice.
Gordon-Levitt, Rogen, and Mackie
were cast.
Yet I thought to myself 
this film still sucks ass.

Okay I am done with that.  On a more serious note, this is my least favorite film of the year so far.  The only appealing part of this one is Michael Shannon as a pot-head.  His character is glorious, but the rest of the film is boring with jokes that fall completely flat.  I usually love Seth Rogen too, I just could not see beyond the raunchiness that was not even clever in any way.  Quite honestly, I have nothing more to say for this film.

The Bottom Line: Don't fall for the casting choice and the director's lure.  This is by far his worst film and possibly all of the actors's worst films.

Score: 3.5/10

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